Karone, Scorpina, and Trakeena were at
the grocery. Scorpina: "You know the minute we walk in the door, Zedd is
going to eat everything in this cart." Karone: "I know you like to mess
with Zedd, but think about it. How could he eat everything with that silver
thing over his face?" Scorpina: "Oh yea." They got in line to check out.
Trakeena looked in the cart of the woman ahead of them. Trakeena: "Guys,
look at this. We're going to be here untill we turn 30!" She got stuff
out of her cart so slowly! Scorpina: "Hey lady, are you about done. Or
should we walk around the parking lot 92 times while we're waiting? Old
woman: "Well young lady, I have a lot of stuff. You are just going to have
to wait you turn." She turned back around. Trakeena got an evil look on
her face. Karone: "What are you thinking? You're not going to drop kick
her, are you?" Trakeena: "No." Trakeena took some chewed up gum out of
her mouth. Then she stuck it in the old woman's hair. Karone and Scorpina
took magizines and put them infront of their faces. Then started laughing
so hard they almost fell over.
About a half hour later, they were
walking back to the Fortress. Scorpina: "How long were we in there?" Trakeena:
"Lets today, tuesday?" They looked over and saw that Karone wasn't with
them. Trakeena: "Karone!" Karone: "Over here!" They ran to an alley beside.
Karone knelt down beside a baby. Scorpina: "What are you doing?" Karone:
"It was just laying on the ground." Trakeena: "Yea, so?" Karone: "I don't
see anybody around." Trakeena began to walk back to the street. Karone:
"We can't just leave it here!" Scorpina: "She's right. The took the baby
and went back to the fortress.
When they got home, Villimax was reading
a book and Zedd was in the kitchen. He ran into the lounge with a flaming
pan. He tripped over a chair, sending the pan flying. It hit the wall with
a bang and fell to the floor near the couch where Villimax sat. Villimax
looked calmly up from his book. Villimax: "Oh hello. I didn't know you
were home." Trakeena: "Did you see that?" Villimax: "See what?" Scorpina:
"Oh never mind." Karone: "Look what we brought home!" Zedd, still on the
floor, sat up. Zedd: "If I can't cook it, I don't care." Karone held the
baby up for the men to see. Villimax: "What the he*l is that?" Karone:
"Its a baby. Where's Taylor?" Just then, he walked into the room. Taylor:
"Where's lunch, Zedd?" He glanced at the mess of burnt food on the floor.
Taylor: "Forget I asked." Karone: "Look!" Taylor: "I know we're in love,
Karone, but don't you think we're moving a little fast!" Trakeena: "She
found it while we were on our way home." Zedd: "It figures. I ask for chips
and you ladies come back with a child." Villimax: "What is it?" Trakeena:
"What are you, stupid? Its a baby for the fifth time!" Villimax: "No. I
mean is it a boy or a girl?" Scorpina: "Um..." Karone: "Good question.
Zedd, you find out." Zedd: "Me???? What's stopping you?" Karone: "I have
to clean up your little solute to kitchen fires." Zedd slowly did what
she asked. Zedd: "Its a girl." Scorpina: "You know that's probably the
most action you've got in years!" Villimax: "Madam, you're sick." Scorpina:
"You know I'm joking." Zedd: "Seriously, what are we going to do with this
girl?" Karone: "Can we keep her?" Taylor fell backwards.
Galaxia: "Oh good lord! She wants
a kid now!" Velossa: "I say we go kill the rangers and the baby." Brutus:
"Velossa you can't mean that. I'm sure at one point you wanted one of your
own." Velossa: "Yea...for target practice." Galaxia: "Shut up! Both of
you! We can use this to our advantage...without killing it." Velossa: "Girl,
you're no fun!" Galaxia smiled. Galaxia: "You'll get the rangers' blood
on your hands soon enough. In the mean time, fight Brutus." Velossa ran
towards him. He got up and started running. Brutus: "I want my mommy!"
Galaxia burst out laughing.
Taylor: "I checked around on Onyx.
Nobody's reported a missing baby." Karone: "Yes!" Scorpina sat on the control
pannel with her leggs crossed. Scorpina: "You really want to keep her?"
Karone: "Yea!" Scorpina: "Your partying days are over then." Karone: "I
thought about that. How many partys could I go to anyway. Who has the time.
Every time I'd try, Galaxia would just send another monster. Trakeena was
leaning up against the wall, filing her nails. Trakeena: "Where are we
going to find a sitter? We can't afford to lose a Pink Ranger because of
this." Karone: "I'm not going to quit being a ranger. Its the best part
of my life."
Later that night, the rangers sat
relaxing. Karone came into the room. Karone: "I finally got her to sleep."
Villimax: "What are you going to name her?" Karone: "I'm going to talk
to Taylor about that. I mean, some day we're going to get married and she'll
be his kid too." Trakeena: "You're going to talk to him about marriage?
Are you trying to kill the poor guy?" Scorpina: "I don't think this will
be a problem for him." Zedd: "He turned on Galaxia for you. I'm sure he's
thought about marriage too." Villimax: "He might have thought about it
right there on the battle field." Zedd: "Trust me, that wasn't what he
was thinking about." Karone: "I guess I'll go find Taylor." Zedd: "Why
not take some suggestions from me?" Karone: "I'm not naming the baby after
a type of beer!" Zedd: "How'd you know what I was thinking?" She just walked
Galaxia sat thinking. Velossa came
in. Velossa: "Why don't you want us to kill the kid?" Galaxia: "Ok. Fine.
A couple years ago, I was married to this guy named Captain Mutiny. We
were so happy together. One day, I even found out I was going to have his
baby." Velossa: "You? A kid?" Galaxia: "Yes. He was a great father. Until
one night. I was taking care of our kid. He came in drunk. He took my son
from my arms. At first I thought he was playing but then he got his hook
out. I ran towards him, but he cut me before I could do anything." She
showed Velossa the scar. Galaxia: "While I was trying to get rid of the
blood, he killed him. Right in front of my eyes." Velossa: "I'm sorry."
Galaxia: "I left him that night. I don't think he ever noticed I was gone.
I took some Swobbies and Barberax's brother. He always liked me more than
Mutiny." Velossa: "So that's when you made this ship." Galaxia: "Yea. Then
I met you." Velossa: "Well I heard that Queen Trakeena killed Mutiny."
Galaxia: "I know. Remember when Brutus and I were gone late on night?"
Velossa: "Yea." Galaxia: "I had him go on Mutiny's grave!" Velossa started
clapping. Velossa: "That was a good one!" Galaxia: "I've never forgive
him though. I loved that kid more than life itself." Galaxia began to cry.
Velossa: "If it will make you feel better, we can dig up his remains and
have Brutus go directly on him." Galaxia: "That's sweet. But no." Velossa:
"Will you be ok?" Galaxia: "I'll be fine." Velossa: "Well all right." She
bowed and walked out. Galaxia looked out the window at the stars. Galaxia:
"I'm sorry. I wish I could have saved you."